pokemongayversion:

glados after she dies at the end of portal 1: this is so sad alexa play still alive

mo-bu:

you will love rats. you will respect rats. you will appreciate rats

skarchomp:

dumbledork: harrey you gotta learn that being a shitty wizard is fucking important, do everything i say and learn to fear death every day by age 11 or you’re not worth talking to

gandalf:

gudroo:

snoopingasusualisee:

rustywidget:

snoopingasusualisee:

why do sea creatures look like that

Like what?

little bitches

i’m going to surgically swap your ears and your nostrils you fucking insect. don’t disrespect sea creatures like this ever again.

partlysmith:

web1995:

what anime is this

slimegreen:

ALEXA

hold me

quirrelsturban:

psiblue:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him

Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA

Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*

Baby boomers: oh….oh no….

Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*

bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point

^^^

putzes:

people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

bummbleydoodley:

I’m glad we got a little bit of ducks teens days.  

opossummypossum:

How do you feel about me padding this blog with more Coypu Content? I still love opossums, but I don’t live where they’re native, so meeting Coypu/Nutria in person is a way for me to create more original content and they’re sooo cute and intriguing!

lesbiankiliel:

garashirs:

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.